프렌즈 1화 대본 - day 3(3/28)

Barry, im sorry. im so sorry. 

i know you probably think that this is all about what i said the other night about you making love with your socks on but it isn't.. it's about me, and i just...

hi, machine cut me off again. anyway

 

-------------------------

 

you know what the scarest part is?

what if there is only one woman for everyboby, y'know? i mean what if you get only one woman - and that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was one woman for her?

what're you talking about? one woman? that's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. let me tell you something Rose. there's lots of flavors out there. there's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing cherry Vanilla. you could get'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. this is the best thing that ever happened to you! you got married, you were like - what, eight? welcome back to the world! grab a spoon!

i honestly don't know if im hungry or horny.

stay out of my freezer!

 

*jimmies : 땅콩

 

-----------------------------------------------

 

Ever since she walked out on me, i uh..

what? you wanna spell it out with noodles?

it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.

oh so there's gonna be a fifth date?

isnt there?

yeah, i think there is. what were we gonna say?

well..ever since she left me, i haven't been able to perform ... sexually.

im sorry . i know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um ...how long?

two years.

wow! im glad you smashed her watch!

so you still think you ..um.. might want that fifth date?

yeah, i do.

 

*revelation : 폭로

*spit : 침을 뱉다

*sip : 홀짝마시다

 

--------------------------------

 

see.. but Joanne loved Chachi. that's the difference.

grab a spoon... do you know how long it's been since i 've grabbed a spoon? do the words 'Billy dont be a hero' mean anything to you? you know, here's the thing. Even if i could get it together.. enough to ask a woman out, who am i gonna ask..?

 

----------------------

 

isnt this amazing? i mean, i've never made coffee before in my entire life.

that is amazing.

Congratulations.

while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like actually a Western omelet or something... although actually im really not that hungry this morning.

good mornig, Paul?

hi Paul, is it?

i had really great time last night.

thank you so much

we'll talk later..

that wasn't a real date? What the hell do you do on a real date?

shut up and put my table back!

alright kids. im gonna get to work. if i dont input those numbers, it doesnt make much of a difference...

so you guys all have jobs?

yeah, we all have jobs. see, that's how we buy stuff.

yeah, im an actor.

wow would i've seen you in anything?

oh i doubt it. mostly regional work. 

-

unless you have been caught the 'we want production of Pinokio'?

look, gepetto. im a real live boy.

i will not take this abuse!

you're right. im sorry. once i was a wooden boy ~~

so how are you doing today? did you sleep okay? did you talk to Barry? i can't stop smiling.

i can see that. you look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.

i know, he is just so.. do you remember you and Tony demarco?

oh yeah..

well, its like that. with feelings.

oh wow. are you in trouble.

i am just going to get up, go to work, and not think about him all day. or else im just going to get up and go to work. 

wish me luck!

what for?

im going to get one of those job things.

 

 

 

*i doubt it. : 글쎄

*abuse : 남용