프렌즈 1화 대본 - day 1(3/25)

there's nothing to tell! He's just some guy i work with.

C'mon. You're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him.

So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?

Wait, does he eat chalk?

Just, cause - i don't want her to go through what i went through with Carl.

Okay, everybody relax. its not even a date. it's just two people going out to dinner, not having sex.

Sounds like a date to me.

 

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so im back in high school, im standing in the middle of cafeteria - and i realize - im totally naked.

Had that dream.

And i look down, and i realize there's a phone - there.

Instead of..?

That's right!
Never had that dream.

All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring! and it turns out it's my mother, which is very very weird. because she never calls me.

 

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Hi.

This guy says hello, i wanna kill my self.

Are you okay - sweetie?

I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grapped my small intestine,pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck.

Cookie?

Carel moved her stuff out today. Let me get you some coffee.

Thanks.

No, don't. Stop cleansing my aura. no, just leave my aura alone, okay?

I'll be fine, alright? really everyone. i hope she'll be very happy.

No you don't.

Yes, i dont. To hell with her, she left me.

You never knew she was a lesbian.

No, okay? Why just everyone keep fixng on that? She didn't know, How should i know?

Sometimes i wish i was a lesbian. Did i say that out loud?

Alright, Rose. you're feeling a lot of pain right now. you are angry. you are hurting. Can i tell you what the answer is? Strip join! C'mon, you're single! Have some harmones.

i dont want to be single, okay? i just wanna be married again, okay?

And i just want a million dollars!

 

*hurt : 아프게하다

 

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Rachael?
Oh god Monica, hi. thank god! i just went your building, and you werent there and then this guy with big hammer said you might be here, and you are you are

Can i get you some coffee?

de caff.

Ok. everybody this is Racheal, another Lincoin high surviver. this is everybody. Chandler, Phebe, and Joey, and do you remember my brother Rose?

Oh sure!

So you wanna tell us now? or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

Oh god well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. i was in the room where we are keeping all the presents, and i was looking at this gravy boat, this is really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden, - sweet 'n' Lo? - and i realize that i was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Berry! and i got really freaked out, that's when it hit me! How much Barry looks like Mr. Patato Head. I know i mean i was always knew looked familiar, but ... anyway i just had to get out of there, and i started wondering, why am i doing this? Who am i doing this for? so anyway i didnt know where to go, and i know you and i have kinda drifted apart, but you are the only person who lived here in the city.

Who wasn't invited to the wedding.

i was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue.

 

*drift apart : 소원해지다